These are some of the sound effects I have used in my various You Tube videos etc which I am happy to share

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UK 1960s Telephone Ring

This I sampled from the Roddy McDowell film, It (aka Curse / Anger of the Golem), I sampled just one cycle of the ring and looped it, I then sampled a quiet part of the film to get a noise template which was then removed from the ring sample. This sample makes a great ring tone.

Computer Says No

I couldn't resist using Little Britain's Carol telling me in that unmistakably contemptuous tone 'Computer say's no' as my own pc's 'critical error' sound wave, so now when Windows crashes (ooh about once a session) I hear the above sample.

ELO Bits & Pieces Intro

Various samples of ELO songs reversed, and overlayed to create a montage used for Xenon's tape intro when I gigged with this outfit. The 'good evening ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...' bit has been removed.

Duck Quack

Used on my 'floods' You Tube video (To which I added echo to disproof a certain theory). No echo here. No echo here.

Needle Scratch Across Vinyl Record (Stylus)

I used this at discos as a segway between records when I'd put a certain song on that was having a detrimental affect on the dance floor population.

Epic Fart

Oh come on, needs no further explanation really does it!